Not Funny

I love stand-up comedy, when done right.  These guys do it wrong.

Ralphie May

Became “famous” for being the first runner-up on the first season of “Last Comic Standing”.  He is not funny.

Is a bit overweight.

Talks with a really annoying mix of a southern accent and a somewhat insulting version of “ebonics”.  “White people do this!  And black people do this!”  Hilarious!

Looks like a lesbian.

The Blue Collar Comedy Guys.  All of them.

I can’t sit through more than five minutes of any of these guys’ bit, so I couldn’t tell you much about them, except that they suck.

When Jeff Foxworthy is the funniest one, you’ve got a problem.

Larry The Cable Guy.  Fuck.

Git ‘Er Done!

Margaret Cho

Female Comedians are almost always not funny.  She fits right in the “not funny” category.

Notorious C.H.O.?  Clever.

Tries to make “funny” faces and cusses because she’s so “edgy”.

She is the opposite of Sarah Silverman.

Carlos Mencia

Steals good comics’ jokes.

Joe Rogan would murder him.

Uses the same formula as the previous “comedians”, basically just stereotyping every race and nationality.

Talks with a fake/real spanish accent.

Frank Caliendo

Enough is enough.

I’ll give it to him, his impressions are very good.  But that’s all he’s got.

It’s basically like taking Robin Williams’ set, and removing all of the annoying parts, and making a person out of it.

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