I love stand-up comedy, when done right. These guys do it wrong.
Ralphie May
Became “famous” for being the first runner-up on the first season of “Last Comic Standing”. He is not funny.
Is a bit overweight.
Talks with a really annoying mix of a southern accent and a somewhat insulting version of “ebonics”. “White people do this! And [...]
1. Super Soaker
I was the proud owner of a Super Soaker 50. It was the smaller version of the 100 being advertised in the above commercial. One time my neighbor and I were in a fight so I filled up my Super Soaker 50 with pee and shot him with it.
2. [...]
I’m pretty sure I’m not being totally original here by posting 10 YouTube videos, but hopefully you haven’t seen at least one of them. Also, smoke weed before you watch them. I heard it makes things funnier.
1. I Like Turtles
In his defense, who doesn’t.
2. Pure Violence
I would not mess with any [...]
