Everyone remembers Mr. Big’s smash hit “To Be With You”, but I knew they had another one. Here it is. The tasty licks at the beginning are sick.
Warning: This video might turn you gay.
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Don’t worry, you’ve never heard of Linear, unless you were latino in the 80’s. If you can make it through this entire video without smiling or getting a boner then you probably aren’t homosexual.
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There is never an acceptable time to listen to the following song.
Breathe had a few hits in the 80’s, the biggest being “Hands To Heaven”, and they were all very good for couple skating.
Five Cool Toys
1. Super Soaker
I was the proud owner of a Super Soaker 50. It was the smaller version of the 100 being advertised in the above commercial. One time my neighbor and I were in a fight so I filled up my Super Soaker 50 with pee and shot him with it.
2. The Animal
The only thing I remember about this one is that it didn’t work anything like it did in the commercial. But the song is rockin’.
3. The Typhoon
Another toy that was way cooler in the commercial. My favorite memory of The Typhoon was when I put it in the pool because it could go over water and then the battery died and it sank to the bottom and became useless.
4. Burple
Burple wasn’t technically a toy, but a drink. I’d say it was the most fun drink ever.
5. Crocodile Mile
I think I had Crocodile Mile for one day. Whoever set it up on the hill forgot to check for rocks underneath and when my brother slid down it he cut his head open and ripped the pool at the end. We then went back to old faithful, Slip ‘N Slide, because it was less complex.
Reese, Sandra, and Julia Plus One
I’m gonna try to keep this site fairly positive, but I thought I would just get this off my chest:
1. Reese Witherspoon
The star of such gems as “Sweet Home Alabama”, “Legally Blonde”, and it’s riveting sequel, “Legally Blonde 2: Red White and BLONDE”!
I will admit I have never seen any of these movies, but I think I get it. Also, the fact that she gets 15 -20 million a movie blows my mind.
I couldn’t find a picture of that demon face that she makes in Cruel Intentions (you know the one), but this is better anyway:
Best Role: Fear (1996)
She also had a small role in American Psycho, which is one of the best movies ever, but not because of her.
2. Sandra Bullock
Never really been in a good movie.
Exhibit A:
and…
Exhibit B:
I’m sure she’s a nice person and all, but you probably couldn’t get me to watch either one of these movies.
Best Role:
Speed (1994)
3. Julia Roberts
Another 20 million dollar monster.
She’s actually starred in some OK movies, but there’s something about her that bothers me. Wait, here it is:
…yuck.
Best Role: Pretty Woman (1990)
I’m sorry if I offended anyone’s cinematic taste.
Honorable Mention:
Renee Zellweger
